h0odrich:

b y e

h0odrich:

b y e

ruinedchildhood:

In first period tomorrow like

bank security questions be like “where was favorite aunt on new years 2001”

xbean:

Black parents be on some other shit. They call your name and you yell back “yes?” but then they act like they don’t hear you but let yo ass try to mumble something. All the sudden this bitch got super sonic hearing.

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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[Your sister’s name] [Your brother’s name] [Your cousin’s name] [Your sister’s name] [Your name]
- African American Parents trying to get a child’s attention. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)
byrongraffiti:

When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.

byrongraffiti:

When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.

madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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mandysimo13:

ivuonnu:

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

why did you name your legs

because you name things you love and respect. respect the power of the thighs!!!

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

neatpotatoes:

my reaction to someone saying yolo

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

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virtuesinclair:

My brother cosplayed as Steven Universe today at WonderCon… It was the best… People would chant “Cheesburger backpack!!! Cheeseburger backpack!!!” every time they saw him… Someone even shouted “I love you Steven” as we were leaving…

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