b y e
In first period tomorrow like
Black parents be on some other shit. They call your name and you yell back “yes?” but then they act like they don’t hear you but let yo ass try to mumble something. All the sudden this bitch got super sonic hearing.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
|- African American Parents trying to get a child’s attention. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)|
When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.
Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
why did you name your legs
because you name things you love and respect. respect the power of the thighs!!!
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
my reaction to someone saying yolo
My brother cosplayed as Steven Universe today at WonderCon… It was the best… People would chant “Cheesburger backpack!!! Cheeseburger backpack!!!” every time they saw him… Someone even shouted “I love you Steven” as we were leaving…